Three Hands
The sub-heading says it all: “so many waffles, so little time.” What was a superstar to do when there are just so many waffles to be eaten? The only solution? To add on a third hand to allow for maximum efficiency.
This article was obviously written before the famous singer passed away. But the paper must have felt just a little bit guilty. She was clearly going down a downward spiral. And this only put a spotlight on it. Oh well. Tabloids.